HOMO IN STRAIGHTVILLE
Lyrics By Bill Fagan************************************** **********************Music By Jeff Scott
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(SUNG BY: Officer Ponch, Deputy Judy & Gilbert)

JUDY
There is no error
We've got a terror here!

PONCH
Delicately, we'll speak of this attack
One careless comment and mob rule is back

Rumors can spread through a town like a plague
So for the time being
We must be vague

JUDY
Homo, in Straightville
Homo, in Straightville

PONCH
Part of our job is
To handle the fear

Keep out the evil
The strange and the queer

Attacks like this
aren't like others we've seen
You'd better listen,
or else you'll get reamed!

PONCH
Homo
In Straightville

Homo
In Straightville
JUDY
When he's hot on the trail
He's so hot.

Is my heart stuck in jail?
I hope not!

PONCH
I fear the queen, in Straighville

JUDY
Too late, my dear, now what to do?

GILBERT (SPOKEN)
" Dance break!"

(DANCE BREAK)

PONCH
Homo

GILBERT
In

JUDY
Straight-ville

PONCH
Homo

GILBERT
In

JUDY
Straight-ville

PONCH
Homo

GILBERT &JUDY
Straight-ville

PONCH
Homo

GILBERT &JUDY
Straight-ville

ALL
It's intermission
Meet you back here in, ten!

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