Table For One from "I Was A Teenage Homo"

TABLE FOR ONE©

Lyrics By Bill Fagan************************************** **********************Music By Jeff Scott

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(SUNG BY: Gilbert)

Poets say that life
Is like a restaurant

Couples just waltz in
And order what they want

But if you’re alone
The world can tease, mock and taunt

Table for one

Did I choose to live
My life in solitude?

As for people skills,
Have I no aptitude?

If I’m such a virgin,
How come I’m being screwed?

Table for one

Table for one
Son of a gun

Such a lonely gun

Shall I never meet,
Per chance, my perfect mate?

As for happiness,
Am I no candidate?

From the loser’s path
I never can deviate

Table for one

Table for one
Oblivion
Sweet oblivion

At my table for one.

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