BUT I'M JUST SAYING
Lyrics By Bill Fagan************************************** **********************Music By Jeff Scott
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(SUNG BY: The Senator, Amber-Rose & Aunt Sylvia)


SENATOR & AMBER-ROSE
Gossip is sordid and shabby
But you know how gabby folks are
All that tongue-wagging
Starts nagging doubt...

Rumors are easy to monger
As scandals grow stronger they scar
Silence can weaken
You should be speakin' out...

SYLVIA
People twist the truth around
To tease and titillate,
To get the tangled tale unwound
One must set the record straight...

By the crack of dawn,
Chip's up and gone,
He is so, hard-working
She just oversleeps,
gives me the creeps,
Upstairs, now -she's lurking

With the setting sun,
Her highness traipses down the stairs...the stairs
Slow as turtles,
awkward as a goose,
So who cares,
-if she likes her booze...

SENATOR & AMBER-ROSE (SPOKEN)
" No!"

SYLVIA
But, I am just saying...

SENATOR & AMBER-ROSE
Please say that you're not fatiguing
Your tale's too intriguing to end
None of your teasing
No easing up...

Tip of the iceberg,
you've told us
Too late to blind-fold us,
dear friend
Time for gut-spilling
Suspense is killing us...

SYLVIA
You would think a brand new bride
Would kiss her brand new groom,
Not behave as though inside
An ancient Roman tomb...

No peck on the cheek,
it's been a week,
They both seem,
-so distant

I say something cute,
they sit there mute,
Like I am, non-existent

I'll fight tooth and nail
To keep control over my home...my home

My whole life's invested,
I've got issues of my own,

SYLVIA (SPOKEN)
"By the way, she snores..."

SENATOR & AMBER-ROSE (SPOKEN)
"No!"

SYLVIA
But I...

SENATOR & AMBER-ROSE
My my...

ALL
But- I am just saying!

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