WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?
Lyrics By Bill Fagan************************************** **********************Music By Jeff Scott
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(SUNG BY: Popov & Bitsy)


POPOV
If you'll excuse me Mrs. Chatamborough, I-
Have a little question for you...
Don't be so cryptic Mrs. Chatamborough,
You're far too subtle, tell me,
What do you think of...

Pretty flowers?
Are you allergic to these pretty flowers?

POPOV (SPOKEN)
"No? (To Bitsy) What are they?"

BITSY (Spoken)
"Orchids!"

BITSY
I beg your pardon Mrs. Chatamborough,
I- Have another question for you...
So many secrets Mrs. Chatamborough,
And now some answers, tell me,
What do you think of...
Caviar? Why, it's Beluga, have some caviar-

POPOV
It's not Be-lu-ga!

BOTH
We never quarrel Mrs. Chatamborough,
there's Just so much that we want to know...

POPOV
We're not suspicious Mrs. Chatamborough,
But you're a mystery, tell me,
What do you think of...
Furniture?
Can you have close contact with furniture?

BITSY
Good one, genius!

POPOV
Does bee pollen make you itchy?
Or will ragweed make you twitchy?
Maybe garlic causes rashes to emerge...
If by snake you find you're bitten,
Will you purr just like this kitten?
Will I never get to sing your funeral dirge?

BITSY (SPOKEN)
" Watch, and learn..."

BITSY
I'm feeling chatty Mrs. Chatamborough,
I- Have some things I'd love to discuss...
Now don't get pouty Mrs. Chatamborough,
But confidentially dear,
What do you think of...

Cheddar cheese?
I think she's flinching
From the cheddar cheese
(To Popov gleefully) She thinks it will attack her!

BOTH
Cheddar cheese!
We have a winner here
It's cheddar cheese!

BITSY
Zombie want a cracker?

(Madeline lets out a blood-curdling scream, and runs from the room.
Chip enters, and runs after her.)

POPOV (SPOKEN)
" We have a Zombie!"

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